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From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The Vicious Ones I was attacked viciously By those women, Of course, it's very hard for them To attack me on looks, Because I'm so good look From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The Vicious Ones I was attacked viciously By those women, Of course, it's very hard for them To attack me on looks, Because I'm so good looking. But I was attacked very viciously By those women. --August 9, 2015, NBC’s Meet the Press Straight from the mouth of “the Donald” himself, this treasury of spoken poetry—not a word is changed—has been culled from nearly 30 years of interviews, speeches, tweets, and ramblings from Presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump. Since the 1980s, Trump has built his verses like his casinos, using only the highest quality words and phrases, regardless of cost. He’s run a real estate empire, achieved a net worth of ten billion dollars, scripted best-sellers, and starred in the top-rated TV show “The Apprentice.” Like a colossus, he bestrides the cultural world as if it were the bottle-strewn boardwalk of Atlantic City. But until now, Trump’s poetry—delivered spontaneously in moments of enduring clarity—has gone unnoticed, (making it the only aspect of Trump to be that way.) On a regular basis, The Donald speaks, tweets and hollers his verses—always without the needless restrictions of political correctness and grammar… because among world class poets, there don’t be no grammar, there only be truth… big time! Whether you’re a Trump debunker or admirer, The Bard of the Deal will delight, shock, and entertain you. So prepare to be Trumped by the ten billion dollar poetry of the ten billion dollar bard. This is the art of the poem.


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From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The Vicious Ones I was attacked viciously By those women, Of course, it's very hard for them To attack me on looks, Because I'm so good look From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The Vicious Ones I was attacked viciously By those women, Of course, it's very hard for them To attack me on looks, Because I'm so good looking. But I was attacked very viciously By those women. --August 9, 2015, NBC’s Meet the Press Straight from the mouth of “the Donald” himself, this treasury of spoken poetry—not a word is changed—has been culled from nearly 30 years of interviews, speeches, tweets, and ramblings from Presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump. Since the 1980s, Trump has built his verses like his casinos, using only the highest quality words and phrases, regardless of cost. He’s run a real estate empire, achieved a net worth of ten billion dollars, scripted best-sellers, and starred in the top-rated TV show “The Apprentice.” Like a colossus, he bestrides the cultural world as if it were the bottle-strewn boardwalk of Atlantic City. But until now, Trump’s poetry—delivered spontaneously in moments of enduring clarity—has gone unnoticed, (making it the only aspect of Trump to be that way.) On a regular basis, The Donald speaks, tweets and hollers his verses—always without the needless restrictions of political correctness and grammar… because among world class poets, there don’t be no grammar, there only be truth… big time! Whether you’re a Trump debunker or admirer, The Bard of the Deal will delight, shock, and entertain you. So prepare to be Trumped by the ten billion dollar poetry of the ten billion dollar bard. This is the art of the poem.

30 review for Bard of the Deal: The Poetry of Donald Trump

  1. 4 out of 5

    Tariq Mahmood

    I have been racking my brain without much luck ever since the wise people of America choose Donald Trumpster as their president. I mean the signs were there. After all, they did put up with first version another Donald Rumsfeld with his famous known unknown ......... 'There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know' I have been racking my brain without much luck ever since the wise people of America choose Donald Trumpster as their president. I mean the signs were there. After all, they did put up with first version another Donald Rumsfeld with his famous known unknown ......... 'There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know'. I think this love of the irrational, illogical type of personality demonstrated by the general population can be attributed to the popularity of social media websites like Facebook, twitter etc which has provided almost anyone the ability to become popular as long as they can gather some sort of popularity. No wonder Trump has managed to attract massive support in the world's most social media crazy country......

  2. 5 out of 5

    William C. Montgomery

    Funny

  3. 5 out of 5

    Mugren Ohaly

    This is amazing

  4. 4 out of 5

    David

    Sad.

  5. 4 out of 5

    Alisa

    Hilarious; love it.

  6. 5 out of 5

    Miss Ryoko

    A collection of the Idiot Supreme's deep intellect.... sarcasm of course. Trump is not capable of a single coherent thought. He's also the king of contradiction. If you want a good laugh or eye roll at the expense of the Idiot Supreme and all his idiocy, read this collection of some of his best incoherent, moronic moments. A collection of the Idiot Supreme's deep intellect.... sarcasm of course. Trump is not capable of a single coherent thought. He's also the king of contradiction. If you want a good laugh or eye roll at the expense of the Idiot Supreme and all his idiocy, read this collection of some of his best incoherent, moronic moments.

  7. 5 out of 5

    Iman

    Very comical, interesting, and light-hearted. Fully composed of Trump's actual words through interviews, campaigns, and TV shows. Nothing to get mad at of course, I'm not political and it was enjoyable. I recommend to put aside the political biases one may have toward him and read it from an objective viewpoint. Very comical, interesting, and light-hearted. Fully composed of Trump's actual words through interviews, campaigns, and TV shows. Nothing to get mad at of course, I'm not political and it was enjoyable. I recommend to put aside the political biases one may have toward him and read it from an objective viewpoint.

  8. 4 out of 5

    BrittainX

    Dump is stupid, Seely may be a genius.

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    LouisaLei

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    David Fu

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